Funnies

The Dentist

A golfer and his wife walked into a dentist’s office. The golfer said to the dentist, “Doctor, I’m in one heck of a big hurry! I have two golf buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf . So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The dentist thought to himself, “My goodness, this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.”

So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”

The golfer turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts.”


Craig Stadler

“Why am I using a new putter? Because the old one didn’t float too well.”


Club Fourball

A fourball was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend.

After a considerable time he appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened.

He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow ball so he knew it was not his.

A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow’s tail and asked, “Does this look like yours?”

And that was the last thing he could remember!